( shows Immortan Joe releasing a flood of water from pipes) There has got to be a more efficient way to distribute that.
Journey to a wasteland full of robot arms, flame guitars, and giant killer monster trucks, where humanity is running short on fuel and water, but everyone goes out of their way to drive an impractical gas-guzzler and everyone wastes a ton of water. Okay, it's a little short on plot, but who cares when the action looks like this ( shows a car getting smashed up by the War Rig)? I mean, are you kidding me with that shot? Or that one ( shows Slit jumping from the back of the War Rig with two spears)? Or that one ( shows cars driving toward the Toxic Storm)?! Witness this! ( shows Slit shooting at and blowing up Plymouth Rock) Woooo!! Together, they'll embark on a two-hour game of Mario Kart from hell, as a two-hour chase scene unfolds when they dare to turn left, then drive across the desert, then turn around and drive back the way they came. He's a man of few words, but many grunts, who spends most of the film being chained to various things. Tom Hardy kind of stars as Mad Max, the role Mel Gibson got too mad to play. Oh, and there's a guy named Max in it, too he just kinda hangs out.
When a brutal patriarch (Immortan Joe) oppresses his people, one woman (Imperator Furiosa) will rise against him and steal the brides who refuse to be his property, as this badass sharpshooting truck driver races across the desert to freedom and liberates the tortured human livestock from his oppressive rule.
In a world of wall-to-wall CGI where practical action is a thing of the past, a masterpiece of handcrafted death and destruction will rise, from the director of Happy Feet and Babe: Pig in the City (George Miller).